520 Special 丨 Code God VS Eros: Inventory of the four major boyfriend powers of programmers, which one do you prefer?

Abstract: writes a calorie counter to take your girlfriend to lose weight, grabs tickets and does not forget to analyze system bugs, and creates an exclusive game just to be your significant other. The programmer boyfriend becomes "romantic", who can stand it?

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"What kind of experience is it like to have a programmer boyfriend?" This is a hot question about programmers' emotions on Zhihu.

In the process of reviewing more than 600 answers, the editor made bowls of dog food. Some programmer boyfriends are considerate and romantic, and know how to capture hearts; some are simple and straightforward, with a sincere heart to code; others use technology to learn and grow with their girlfriends...

On the occasion of 520, the summed up the four great boyfriends take a look. Which one has hit you?

Boyfriend Force One: Cool Code God incarnates as a "dilemma terminator", full of his girlfriend's worship value

Recently, Xiaolong, who is doing APP development, frequently hears his girlfriend complain, "Summer is coming, if only there is a way to lose weight quickly!"

Xiaolong gave a very technical warm-hearted reply: "You care about the numbers on the weight scale, and I care more about your health." He spent three days, developed a simple version through Kotlin in Android Studio. The calorie counter application , accurate to the decimal point of the care for the girlfriend, tell her how to maintain a healthy diet and exercise daily with numbers, and at the same time accompany her every day to do fitness meals and perform aerobic exercises. Finally helped his girlfriend lose weight by 16 kg.

This calorie counter application contains two interfaces to add "calorie" and "weight" information. The information is displayed graphically, with the help of the free library of MPAndroidChart.

He also shared the entire development process for reference by male compatriots. The sample code has been open sourced on GitHub.

Another netizen who is a micro business shared that her programmer boyfriend stayed up all night and helped her write a micro business transaction management system to facilitate her analysis of sales and data in and out of the library, saving a lot of time to expand customers. For a girl who is about to graduate, looking for reference materials to write a thesis, her boyfriend exclusively customized a set of crawler tools for her, second-level collection, automatic page turning, and categorized according to keywords, which greatly improved the efficiency of thesis writing.

This is the realistic version of Doraemon. The desire of the programmer boyfriend is also very ordinary: just want to be your superhero.

Boyfriend Force Two: Indulge in code, pure and straightforward staged hilarious scenes

Some programmers are full of emotional intelligence and know how to use code to improve their happiness, while others are simple and straightforward, and will indulge in code when it is out of time. For example, the following programmer can be selected for the case of Geng (anti) straight (face).

Know the netizen pomelo spit out:

We helped my mother grab the admission ticket to Wuhan University Sakura last night. I was complaining about too many people, and I was worried that I might miss my turn, so I asked him to grab a ticket for me. But he was thinking about this prediction!

From network delays, server response to id loss, the programmer boyfriend talked about the waste of server resources in ticket grabbing, and gave optimization suggestions. It can be said that there is code in the heart, where is the world of programmers.

The attitude of technical research is worth learning, but the timing is not suitable. Speaking of the "simple and upright" programmer boyfriend, the following programmer's husband who still thinks about the code when arguing is also annoying and cute.

Boyfriend Force Three: Exclusively create a game world to propose, just to be your other half of the player

Many people on the Internet say that programmers are dull and straightforward, do not understand romance, and it is boring to fall in love with them. And the following case let Xiaobian understand: I am not afraid to fall in love with programmers, I am afraid that they are too romantic. After all, they are romantic, and no one can stand it.

The programmer whose screen name is LA pike, in order to propose to his long-lived girlfriend, used his expertise to write a breakthrough game with the theme of two people's love memories.

He pretends to invite his girlfriend to play a level-breaking game with him. The level of the game starts with the two protagonists meeting at an Oktoberfest, then dating and traveling. The scene in the game is exactly the same as their love process.

After breaking through the levels, experienced a dangerous journey home, and finally got home successfully. I thought the game was over. At this time, the background music of the game sounded. It was the song when the boy grandfather proposed to his grandma.

At this time, a striking prompt was displayed on the screen: It is too dangerous for a person to move forward, take this!

The boy took out the ring hidden behind the computer. He said: I am an ordinary programmer, but I am very willing to be your other half of the player.

You see, there are no exaggerated scenes and no grand ceremonies. Although he doesn't understand many romantic love words, he has really created a romance that belongs only to her.

In fact, the way of proposal does not necessarily need to be luxurious, as long as you use your heart, even if it is a line of code, you can write the most romantic love poem for her:

 world.controlledBy(NoOne)

    withMyGentle() {

        you.control(me).equals(true)

    }

    //谁都不能掌控全世界，但你至少可以掌控我，这是我的温柔

Boyfriend Force Four: Pragmatic and motivated, love to delve into research, and great technology will take you to fly

Zhihu, there is a high praise answer that allows us to see a different programmer boyfriend, how he affects his girlfriend, and the two make progress hand in hand.

The girl has worked as a product manager before, knows a little code, and writes a little HTML. However, since being with her programmer boyfriend, she has been strongly despised, saying that what she wrote is not called code, but a Word document.

Boys love to learn and have been learning all kinds of programming knowledge. Every day, I visit GitHub, and they often summarize and share with their girlfriends. They also talk about programming every day. On weekends, he always wakes up half an hour early to study code knowledge. His way of resting is to turn on the computer to study. Even when I watched a movie on the weekend, I chose an American programming history film.

Under his influence, girls thought of learning Python, so that they could crawl and archive the guitar songs they usually like to play, so they don't have to worry about not having a score when practicing. The boy taught her step by step to write the script code, and finally evolved it into a simple version of the APP, which was full of guitar compositions she wanted to practice. APP is a video of guitar playing and singing recorded by a girl before, and the logo of the APP is also the girl’s avatar.

Wen can write code to engage in romance, martial arts can do miscellaneous tasks, programmer boyfriends are a must-have "good product" at home, the four great boyfriend strengths I have counted are the sweet value of love. Which do you think you belong to? ?

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