520 connotation confession that only programmers can understand

Preface

Today at 520, on this solemn and warm day, as a member of the programmer, I can only pinch my face in the morning and start a new day of writing bugs after breakfast. What is the festival? , It has nothing to do with me, but with the change of social atmosphere, it has been difficult to turn a blind eye to things outside the window and write only about the shocking bugs!

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The lively discussion of the sisters of the operation and maintenance colleagues, the whispers of the UI design elder sister, and the shy communication of the test elementary school girls all reflected this strong festive atmosphere, making a group of really developed programmers restless, very I want to find a meeting room right away to concentrate on creating and writing bugs... The reality is so cruel. Single program dogs are absent-mindedly writing bugs, and dog programs in love are chatting on WeChat to the object like glue, and old programs that have been married sacrifice their lives. Outsiders drinking medlar and red jujube tea when eating melons. The crowd witnessed the busy people today...

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So, taking advantage of this special day today, let’s share the Mong Sao operation that only programmers can understand. Don’t laugh, laugh after reading it will reveal your identity.

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Scenario 1: The PHP scene that was very popular in the past
The picture is missing, but if you ask a programmer what is the most powerful language in the world, he will tell you without thinking: PHP language (related to the lens in a certain work of a sunrise industry in an island country). Replace it with a picture of Teacher Cang. As shown below:

Scenario 2: Just look at the picture, no need to speak too much here

Scenario 3: Look at the following piece of code and renderings, you can

Scene 4: Look at the GIF picture below, you can

Scene 5: Just look at the following renderings, it should be something the couple will do tonight...